the funniest thing i have ever heard!

Xander, Eliza and I were on our way home from city market today when xander decided to play 20 questions.. (20 or so.. i lost count after 10)

Question #1: "Mom, why is there cars?"

Answer #1: Because people like to drive. it gets you places much faster

Q #2: "mom, why is there shoes?"

A #2: because people dont like to hurt there feet or get them dirty

Q #3: Mom, You dont wear shoes are your feet dirty?"

A #3: Well, sometimes my feet get dirty but i just wash them and then they are fine.

Q #4: "mom, where do Ants live?"

A: they live in ant hills, they make tunnels and get food.

Q#5: Mom, Ants dont live in Ant hills, they live in holes in the ground. Do you like Ants?

A#5: I guess your right, ants do live in holes, and sure. I like ants

Q#6: "Mom, I dont like ants. I only like them when i squish them, do you like to squish them?

A#6: Um, I dont think i like to squish ants.

A few minutes later

Q#7 "Mom, why is there water?"

A#7: Because water is good for us to drink, and heavenly Father doesnt want us to get thirsty

Q#8. No mom, Why is there water in that puddle over there?

A#8: Because its been raining and snowing, and sometimes water just wants to rest after such a long trip from the sky

Q#9 "mom, why does it rain?"

A:9. because it helps things grow, like plants and fruits and vegetables

and then right as we were pulling in to the garage he said
"mom, im so glad were home. i think i want to watch a movie. Can i watch the bee movie, mom?
Oh, I think i want to watch shrek instead"
As we ate lunch and turned on the movie, he was out like a light.